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®   Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"

      Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober"..

©    Lady Astor: " Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

      Winston Churchill :" Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."